时间过得真快，一周一周的过去，一周一周的颓废，还不知道什么时候才能走入正轨。有时候想想自己颓废的样子，又郁闷得要死。有的人颓废，但人家很是快乐，而我却做不到。有时自己想得太多，心里就烦，想改过自新，却没有十足的毅力坚持下去。说真的，我还不知
2009年5月14日星期四
大学校园的对联
上联：博士生，研究生，本科生，生生不息！ 下联：05届，06届，07届，届届失业！ 横批：愿读服输 上联：金沙江，嘉陵江，黑龙江，江江可投！ 下联：飞跃楼，教学楼，宿舍楼，楼楼可跳！ 横批：空前绝后 上联：爱国爱家爱师妹！ 下联：防火防盗防师兄！ 横批：恋爱自由 上联: 男生，女生，穷书生，生生不息！ 下联: 初恋，热恋，婚外恋，恋恋不舍! 横批：生无可恋 上联：相遇，相识，相知，相爱必须! 下联：小吵，吵吵，大吵，分手难免！ 横批：爱狠交织 上联：我爱的人不爱我 下联：爱我的人我不爱 横批：命苦 上联：上网，打牌，谈恋爱，虚度四年光阴， 下联：考研，出国，找工作，生活猪狗不如 横批：吃饱了撑的 上联：考初中 考高中 考大学 考考都愁 下联：抄语文 抄数学 抄英语 抄抄就过 横批: 不信挂科 上联：昨日，今日，明日，日日难熬 下联：早餐，午餐，晚餐，餐餐难进 横批：大学生活 上联: 昨夜校园漫步,看见青蛙装酷,呕吐,呕吐,只能拿头撞树 下联: 昨晚球场摆酷,忽闻恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树 横批: 倩女幽魂 上联：好说，难说，好难说 下联：思你，念你，思念你 横批：真爱无悔 上联: 忆往昔峥嵘岁月,老婆一个,孩子一帮。 下联: 看今朝太平盛世,孩子一个,老婆一帮。 横批：与时俱进
这些案例！触目惊心！！！女生万万小心！！！不是闹着玩的
个案1：
有一妇女手提包被偷，里面有手机、银行卡、钱包等。 20分钟后，她打通了老公的电话，告诉自己被偷的事。老公惊呼：“啊，我刚才收到你的短信，问咱家银行卡的密码，我立马就回了！”他们赶到银行时，被告知里面所有的钱都已被提走。小偷通过用偷来的手机发送短信给 "亲爱的老公" 而获取了密码，然后在短短20分钟内把钱取走了。
提醒： 不要在手机通讯录中暴露自己与联系人的关系，忌用 “家电” 、“ 老公”、“爸妈”等称呼。一律用名字，字越少越安全。
个案2：
有三位自驾游的朋友不慎连人带车跌落一百五十公尺深的山谷，受困四日三夜后，才获救。其间，他们曾多次想以手机向外求救。无奈一只被摔坏，一只没电了，一只收讯不良。他们还多次移动位置以寻找较佳的收发信号地，但都不成功。如果这三位人士平常就知道112专线，紧急时刻也能知道如何用那只收讯不良的手机拨出112专线，相信他们可以很快获救。
提醒：
全国各地通用的112专线，在手机打开后即使没有接收信号，甚至电力极为微弱，任何厂牌的手机在任何地点皆可拨通。拨出112后，马上会进入语音说明如下 ∶这里是行动电话112紧急救难专线，如果您要报案，请拨0，我们将会为您转接警察局；如果您需要救助，请拨9，我们将会为您转接消防局。中文讲完后，会以英文重述一遍。此时只要拨0或9，一定会有人接听。以三位人士所处的情况，或登山迷途或遭遇其它困境 时，应拨9，将可获得及时的救助。
个案3：
有个留学生喜欢吃速食杯面，后来，这位留学生因身体不适去医院看病，医生发现他的胃壁附着一层蜡！原来，杯面的容器里包含一种可食用的蜡！各位下次吃杯面的时候摸摸看杯壁是不是觉得滑滑的，那就是了。而长时间的食用杯面，将造成我们的肝脏无法分解这种食用蜡。最后，这位留学生不得不寻求手术治疗以移除这层蜡，不幸去世。
提醒：
吃泡面的时候，尽量把面拿出来，另外用碗来泡食，不要用碗面、杯面所附的容器直接冲开水食用。哪怕是出差，也要带上一只大茶缸泡面用。为了自己的身体，不要偷懒啊！
个案4：
一件很可怕的事：有一天，一个 21岁男生戴着隐形眼镜去参加一个烤肉野聚会！就在他开始以木炭生火之后的几分钟，他突然大叫一声，然后很痛苦的跳来跳去，在地上打滚……全场的人都吓呆了，没人知道究竟发生了什么事？大家赶紧送他到医院，医生检查后遗憾地说，他的眼睛失明了！
提醒：
参加野外烧烤或任何有可能接触到火源的时候，请不要戴隐形眼镜！因为隐形眼镜是用塑胶制成的，过热的温度会熔化我们眼中的隐形眼镜！
个案5：
苏西跌倒了，雪丽看到苏西跌倒就立刻问了苏西“三个问题”。她见苏西无法回答这三个问题，就立即打120电话求救。虽然当时苏西的血压正常，看起来也没有中风的样子。但因为雪丽有“三个问题”的认知常识，坚持把苏西送到医院救治，使苏西很快康复而没有留下后遗症。
提醒：
有时候中风的征兆很难辨识，常因为中风患者旁边的人没有适时发现，延误救治而使患者脑部受损。我们要问患者的三个问题是：要求病患展示笑容；要求病患两只手都举起来；要求病患说出一句简单的话。如果病患无法做到这三点，周围的人就应该立即打120救护电话，并且告诉随车的救护人员这是中风的征兆。如果我们能够广泛传递并且应用这种询问方式，测试中风征兆，就可以迅速诊断治疗中风患者，最大限度地避免患者脑部受损。
（1）建行一同志转述: 今天经过一栋大楼门口，门口有一提款机。有一个老伯，一直看着我走过他身边，突然叫住我,他说他不识字，拿一张银行卡要我帮他在大楼门口的自动提款机取钱。我回答我无法帮你取，叫警卫帮你。结果，他就回答我说不用了,继续找其他路人帮他取钱。朋友们要记住---取款机可是有摄影机耶。万一他说我抢劫或是偷他的提款卡，甚至他的卡片是偷来的，帮他领钱会在提款机留下影像，绝对会让你百口莫辩！我会警惕 ! 是因为已有同事上当，目前仍官司缠身。显然这是诈骗集团在找替身了! 请立即传出去~~~ 骗案真是层出不穷,一不小心就会踏入陷阱,真是令人防不胜防！提醒各位朋友在外多小心！
（2）芍药居一业主，家中突然断电，看到窗户外别人家里都有电，就出门查看自家电表箱，打开门就被刀子顶着了——持刀入室抢劫....提醒大家如果家里突然断电，不要贸然就开门查看，有猫眼的多观察一会门外动静，没猫眼的也隔着门静听一段时间，没有异常响动再开门。
（3）各位女同胞们注意了！这是最新骗局，女同胞请注意！男同胞请叫自己的朋友注意：新出的情况,女性朋友要特别注意啦:一位上班的小姐在下班回家的路上看到一个小孩子一直哭，很可怜，然后就过去问那小朋友怎么了.小朋友就跟那个小姐说：“我迷路了，可以请你带我回家吗?”然后拿一张纸条给她看，说那是他家地址。然后她就笨笨的带小孩子去了。一般人都有同情心，然后带到那个所谓小孩子的家里以后，她一按铃，门铃像是有高压电，就失去知觉了。醒来就被脱光光在一间空屋里，身边什么都没有了，她甚至连犯人长啥样子都没看见。所以，现在人犯案都是利用同情心啊，如果遇到类似这种的，千万别带他去,要带就带他到派出所去好了，走丢的小孩放到派出所一定没错啦，请通知身边所有女性，为了广大女士的安全，看完后麻烦给转发给所有人....
（4）今天遇到讨饭新招，大家注意提防了～～
今天在家休息，有人按门铃，开门一看，是个50来岁的老妇女，手里拿了2包喜糖，我还以为是邻居来分喜糖的，结果一开口，听得出不是本地人，她说什么这2包糖给我们的，图个喜气，要换一点钱给她，后面还说了一大堆不知道什么，我也没听清楚，感觉就是不对，吓的马上关门，晕！这年头，还有这么讨钱的...
（5）大家注意了！到自动取款机取钱时一定要倍加小心！！！！！
昨晚在金海里的工行自动取款机取钱时，后面来了个老妇女，问我能不能取钱，还说什么取款机有个键可能坏了，旁边不知什么时候来了个小女孩，一直想往我身边挤，我也没在意，小孩子淘气嘛，可是过分的是她竟然把手朝出钞口放，准备拿我的钱了，我感觉不对劲了，立即把她推到一边，等着把钱取出来。之后我想了一下，她们俩给我设了个套：老妇女负责和我瞎聊，吸引我的注意力，小女孩趁我不注意时抢走我的钱！如果我不防备的话，钱说不定就被抢走了，这样的话，我就进套了：（一:我立即去追小女孩，去追回我的钱，可是谁又会相信一个小女孩能抢我一个大人的钱呢？更可怕的是站在我后面的老妇女将会取光我卡中所有的钱，因为我的卡还在取款机里面；二:我不立即去追小女孩，等拿到卡再追，到那时小女孩就无影无踪了，钱也就没了啊：（她们真的很"聪明"，很可耻的！！！）
（6）父母都退休在家。昨天上午，来一陌生中年人，说自己摩托车油开没了，加油站太远，摩托车又太重推不动，所以想问我父母要一个可乐瓶去买汽油，刚开口就说实在不行就出2、3元买一个空瓶好了。母亲就拿了个空瓶给他，别说他还真从口袋里掏出钱来，不过是几张百元大钞，还让父母找钱。母亲顿生警觉，说算了，不过是一个空瓶而已。他非要把100元钱破开买下来，只不过还是那张百元大钞。好在母亲尚未龙钟，也不是那种爱贪小便宜的人. 女性朋友一定要认真看完，注意自我安全啊，现在万恶的社会....出门在外,千万小心,小心千万....
（7）一对新婚夫妇到巴黎度蜜月。在巴黎,妻子在一间时尚服装店试衣服 ,身为丈夫就在试衣间外等候。但等候多时却不见妻子走出来 ,紧张的丈夫要求店员帮忙到里头查看 ,却意外发现试衣间空无一人。丈夫以为妻子开玩笑作弄人 ,要他紧张.于是回到酒店等她回来。几小时后却不见妻子的踪影,才知事态严重。丈夫赶忙报警 ,并到巴黎所有服装店和医院询问妻子下落。三星期过去了，妻子犹如从人间蒸发,音讯全无,伤心的丈夫只能收拾包袱回到老家。由于无法从绝望中振作,丈夫无心工作,一直独自生活 ,决定把自己放逐,流浪到各地方。几年后 ,他心血来潮到巴厘岛，在一破旧的屋子参观一畸形秀 ( freak show ) 。他见到一脏生锈的铁笼里,有一女人四肢全无,身躯,包括脸部,犹如破布般残破 ,充满疤痕。她在地上扭曲着 ,并发出有如野兽般的XXXXX声。突然间男人惊恐地发出尖叫声。他从那毫无人样的女人脸上见到,他再熟悉不过,属于他新婚不久就告失踪的妻子脸上的红色胎记。
（8）另一版本则发生在上海。几年前一女通知公安她的表妹在上海市集购物时无故失踪,可是遍寻不着 ,直到五年后一友人撞见这表妹在泰国曼谷街道上行乞。XXXXX的是她不知何故没了双手双脚,身子被铁链绑在灯柱旁。
（9）最近有人告诉我，他的朋友在晚上听到门口有婴儿在哭，不过当时已很晚了而且她认为这件事很奇怪，于是她打电话给警察。警察告诉她∶ 「无论如何，绝对不要开门。」这位女士表示那声音听起来象是婴儿爬到窗户附近哭，她担心婴儿会爬到街上，被车子碾过。警察告诉她∶我们已派人前往，无论如何不能开门。警方认为这是一个连续杀人犯，利用婴儿哭声的录音带，诱使女性以为有人在外面遗弃婴儿，她们出门察看。虽然尚未证实此事，但是警方已接到许多女性打电话来说，他们晚上独自在家时，听到门外有婴儿的哭声，请将这个消息传给其他人，不要因为听到婴儿的哭声而开门。
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2009年5月13日星期三
I am very hard step!
I am very hard step! I am very hard step! I tried to tread! Black shoes even have to step on! Tencent even have to step on the collapse! Even if I have to step down the heavens! If the innocent continue to fall down a step! Concave if the ground continues to step on me no matter! If I step on my foot fracture continues to tread! If someone called me stupid, I met with still have to tread! If the police dare to stop me from even more to step on! If you look at me bad mood I can not continue to tread! If you feel interested you can dare to come with the foot! Step on the eruption of underground water losses caused by floods I step! Nanchang earthquake山崩地裂step I would also like to step on the proliferation of underground water! Pacific Tsunami step eruption往死里I would also like to continue to tread! Yama said that I step on noise, I look at him Diao cigarettes continue to tread! 天昏地暗simply step on to泣鬼神I do not care I would also like to continue to tread! Just a good step on the reconstruction of Iraq and the collapse of housing would also like to step on me no matter! Step on the Japanese island of all the missiles as a result of the impact of a sudden shock wave SELF I would also like to step on! Step is to fly to Japan **** Chen Shui-bian's plane crash death of Big Brother I would also like to step
Article comedy - the four major beauty articles Beauty
Article comedy - the four major beauty articles Beauty (1) 婵婵father was an astronomical workers. In the late Eastern Han Dynasty stop the scourge of the party were killed.婵婵also displaced Britain cape, was sold for Wang丫环home. Wang is an old color color, he hated婵婵. However, as丫环, but also how he can not like. 婵婵school astronomy from an early age with his father, master calendar. She is China's earliest solar eclipse and the eclipse of the projected law of the people. However, the results have not yet had time to declare, then broken up. Since the Dong Zhongshu New Text School, represented by the upper hand in politics after the induction of the theory of the prevalence of Heaven. A variety of map activities in prophecy and superstition rampant. Even in the political fairly clean early Western Han Dynasty already the case (see Records of the Historian, Emperor of the discipline.) to the late Eastern Han Dynasty, it has been not to mention.婵婵count to 15 month, one eclipse. So ...... That day, when Wang giggle at the smiling faces and skin when凑上,婵婵sighed: "Wang adults, people of non-vegetation, who mercilessly. Adults love to me like a rolling river, poured my heart, I how could not tempted? it is regrettable that the concubine is a sinner, the fear of degrading the sound big family.十五月not allow concubine in a round of night, a stick of incense, prayer for the day.异状if not days, they help identify the owners is willing to adults broom . Otherwise,命难违days ......" (more than are the original words) a promise Wang. Thus, in 15 of the evening, and on the prayer of婵婵.廊下Wang sat with a group of big celebrities such as Shan Tao, Liu Biao, talking about spiritual emptiness is true, the long sigh of heaven. This is the eclipse occurs a. everyone stunned. Qiang Wang for more delighted to sigh: "婵婵between the United States, moving to a sense of days."婵婵was liberated. Later, her love, married Riboud, and lead a happy life. Beauty (2) Small杨玉环iodine deficiency, a problem came, Fox *. Although she loved in a 3000 set, but the overall feel of sorts. Niangniang years since Mei after Aki's heart took a little bit there. Yuhuan very anxious. I heard the Hua Qing Hot Spring water is mineral water, containing a variety of mine material. panacea.阿基撒made so Yuhuan Johnson, to the Hua Qing Hot Spring. time to wash it. However, the bathroom is always lack of oxygen supply, medical treatment, she was anxious. is often a several hour soak. often collapsed in the pond. Therefore, it would be silly to write the text: "Johnson lifting children can not wait." The end of a course, the Fox Yuhuan * much better. One day, Peony open, beautiful. Yuhuan prepare a little meal, with the discretion to Aki.满口答应Aki. But when Aki when on the road, Mei Niangniang sent, she was sick is a bad cold. to look at Aki.想了一下around Achilles, the高力士said Yuhuan tell, I enjoy the flowers again for a while. However, his elderly高力士older, with a population of Shaanxi sound a bit heavy (after all that time has not yet Putonghua), Chuan-cheng, "朕要a person to see you." Yuhuan very sad. Spring in the face of this garden, Yuhuan Upper Center to worry about. She did stretch Maotai bowl 18,而卧Come Drink With Me. As we all know, the fox * yuhuan no cure after all. In a bad mood and drink a little, also committed.熏得joy to everyone. flowers are also feeling the Ye (Department of Biology, the students know), not to mention the Kao Peony! Thus, peony garden has a close. Where in the Mei Niangniang Aki sat for a while, they came in haste. Walk a bit radical, but also cold, and not smell. Later, people called her "shame to spend." Beauty (3) Zhaojun Wang Zhaojun, the Three-North Shelterbelt has not yet fixed. Sand filled the air, a vast world. A street in Shanghai, a three-year review of the beggars rice and return to his native home will sigh behind, not to mention stay in the palace for many years Wang Zhaojun? farther away from home, she felt more uncomfortable, the beginning is also scant dressing a later painting it lazy since the Emei. say the first excerpt, we do not have experience, with less water. the first few days with more than a little. then have taken place even face difficulties. but to also give up. Wang Zhaojun think about their own fan to help anyway, and also do not care. they accompanied their own hardship, and the Queen do their own, they not a white hard? not blame the myrmidon. so everyone next day by day, fall to. the only wild river, spring fly south. "At this time this poem has not yet written, but Dayan know. So each of the fall, they fly south. The road is indeed hard. then there is no environmental protection, even thousands of miles and no one grass (called literati that barren land), had no choice but to sleep in the sand, the morning brush your teeth, all molars格格孜孜. they want to, that is, there is a pile of睡睡subtilis also good! That day evening, Wang Zhaojun stopped. Three months did not wash your hair, and wind rub you, sea and waste silk with you it is a carriage (called the emperor's carriage), no water is no good. Fortunately, she is a open-minded girl, do not say anything, why in the end is a hard birth.抖一抖you remove braids. then untied one to share. At that time, the servants are wearing the hijab (黔首), then from the sky, the 10,000 of black spots, the fluttering of a hair from yellow, like the black stone in the beach only a Huangcao. Unfortunately, the雁群just over from the sky to see this picture, like mad and down, like falling off the bushes in the night. Even more, calling evil Chanyu South Korea in order to show his attention to the princess of the Han Dynasty, early to the wedding. He used a telescope to see the Wang Zhaojun, hair and dry and yellow, the face of黑忽忽, disappointed. All of a sudden he saw to so many wild goose into Wang Zhaojun, hunters of the nature of big hair, and pull the arrow will be shot around. saved Wang Zhaojun. Zhaojun Although tired, so scared, but try to Chanyu a smile, was that Chanyu a shocked smile ...... Later they had a happy life. Later, people called Zhaojun "落雁." Beauty (4) Zhejiang is a prosperous place individual. Has always been the case. Beauty's father is the opening of a small printing and dyeing mill. Then do not know what 863 plans were used in manual production, but also large-scale use of cyanide and mercury (Hg called), the West Lake, a mess. Of people around the province to protest against the government, the governor said that the king should hook you to develop the economy, the West's Printing and Dyeing Co., Ltd. is a joint profits of the big province, if it does not start, unable king's plan, my personal advance and retreatIs trivial, I am afraid we do not get the economy, the next time flooding, flood areas but also to our schedule here. Although we boast the central province of the overall situation, but still we are not at the expense of?! Was called to the called the West's printing and dyeing mill effluent Phototypesetting not mistaken. Beauty is also a bitter fact, children. Mama died early, and looking for a father. Easy to junior high school graduation, the father said that girls go to school what's the use? Not give her up. To her work at the factory. Antiquata age small and can not do heavy work. So she took the basket to wash stream (called Sha).臭气熏天stream. the fish are dead. The people do not work well gas. antiquata come see all filthy mouth up to make oblique accusations. antiquata only ailing poor. the mercury content of the water too much. fish meat are also a large number of mercury (the mercury content in fossil also greatly exceeded, see 1993 In October No. P34-36, at the end of dead fish are heavy. everyone is not even miss a meal of dead fish, it is a story that antiquata灾星, she went to the place must be unlucky.勾践know, we move the attention from the bad. Wu went to antiquata married. antiquata refused to live or die.勾践was looking for her father, told him that if antiquata Wu to be able to marry, he is overseas Chinese can enter the People's Political Consultative Conference, but also to Linzi (equivalent to Today's Hong Kong) to settle. West father moved hearts, both inside and outside the attacked, beauty with a tear, went to the Wu. In the way Wu, Fan Li she encountered her in tears. Fan Li is very sympathetic to her, but also falls in love with her. He told her that I'll wait for you. Later, they had a happy life. Later on, people antiquata called "Shen fish."
我们年轻大学生兼职弊大于利
大学生兼职弊大于利
Part-time students more harm than good There are always two sides to things, and the primary and secondary points, the advantages and disadvantages of part-time college students who do more? Let us compare, part-time compensation can give me any good? First, reduce the family burden, and secondly, to increase social experiences, so that more profit business, not part-time, what good would it do? The first to focus on learning for the future work, to lay a good foundation, but also easy to find better jobs, the third, can take part in more activities to improve their own capacity. What is not part-time losses? First, you must carry forward the life of diligence and thrift, and second, that exist in the community did not experience the dark, without realizing that they feel cheated in society, it spent less than their selling experience coolies taste of the money earned, and what part-time losses? First, the money to promote early awareness of the formation of materialism, the view can not be a rational society, the Second, in order to cheat the object of providing more, three or disturbed the talent market, to belittle the value of the college students and undermine the teaching process, From the above comparison, both public and private university students in part-time does more harm than good, Friends of the other debates may not be convinced to ask me that "We are not the primary and secondary school students have enough ability to cope with the diverse society, we should try again to society", but in reality many students they had been deceived, and how many women university students from part-time they had been deceived, and even rape, are the other side argue that this will increase the Friends of the social experience? Even if I admit that, but give them is a lifelong pain, heart left a permanent scar, so to increase the social experience, who would be willing to do? Friends of the other side argue that part-time study and not in the wrong situation Tam, but Who can say that their study, the University encourages the emergence of self-learning ability, the extent of self-learning, is confined to a few of the book? No, absolutely not, people learn not learn? Moreover, the book could not finish school, where you talk about that too much time on the university life is free of it? It will never change the disadvantages of part-time college students is greater than profit, and under the part-time, learning静下心it, do not wait until the issue of a sigh when the work said that "there have been a beautiful learning environment before me I did not cherish, until regret the loss of only a very, sad ah! To believe in yourself and nothing is impossible, even though I lost today, but I believe you will help me take revenge, I find something, qq; 362055786 If the other party used the example of Hong-hui war, you can say "we do not learn his part-time, we studied the spirit of his hard work, and I believe that if he has time on part-time study, I believe that he would learn better, Can not have both fish and bear's paw, if he said a lot of people have a double identity, you can say that the Friends of each other dialectically, in accordance with your views, then dress and eat at the same time can be had, do not wear clothes that can more 22-year-old college students in Shandong due to overwork a number of part-time, early end to his young life to the school is aimed at what? Perfect knowledge of the potential to achieve before they can work easily in the future ... ...
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